About Me

 

wild child | dome enthusiast | artsier than you 

 

 

 

 

 

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xo, sb


Name: Sassy Bones Main City: Bellevue, WA Sex: Female Sex Preference: Bi-Sexual Body Type: Slim & Curvy Chest: 34D Height: 5' 8" Weight: 143 lbs Race/Ethnic: White Age: 30 Availability: Incalls/Outcalls Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Black Hair Type: Straight Hair Length: Shoulder-Length Body Piercings: None Breast Implants: but huge! Grooming: Bald Tattoos?: One Smokes?: Yes Porn Star?: bring whiskey ;) Likes: rvs, dogs, fun intelligent generous dudes, anonimity, fucking, no pretense, art, midnight, graffiti Dislikes: degradation, smarmy jerks, gfe, poor hygiene, not fucking, The Man, and seriously...not fucking, Accept Credit Cards: Cash, Amazon Gift Cards, Bitcoin Greek: After a minimum of one incall session, at my discretion. I do enjoy plugs regularly. ;) Outcall: After a minimum of one incall session. Ouftcall to your upscale clean home or hotel for the first session is negotiable. GFE: Although I do provide gfe services to some longer term regulars, even some new clients, this is the one service I am YMMV on. I enjoy my work and refuse to force anything during my time with you. A natural GFE experience, fuck yes. Please do not

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Sassy as I may be, I prefer my gentlemen to be gentlemen :) When contacting me or visiting for a session please keep the following in mind:

 * Please don't attempt to negotiate the donation. I can assure you my rates were set with as much thought and appreciation for my clients as possible.   Respect me and my business and I'll make sure you know I'm worth every penny. ;)  Any attempt at discussing my fee or services, at any point of our setup or meeting,  will automatically end all communication/session. 

*I have included a list of things I do and do not enjoy discussing here on my site as a "menu."  Please appreciate the risk I take by doing that and do your best to summise from there if something specific is missing.  In general, I am very open minded and excited to experience new ways to converse with my gents. :) Also, take 20% off your first session after signing up as a member and take 30% off your first session after signing up for my new mailing list.  (Remind me you've done this at booking please.)

*Send a pm from tna(if applicable) & follow up with a text/email including the following info: 

*In your text/email please introduce yourself!  Give me any handle(s) you may have, time & length of your preferred session, and general preferences/ special requests (wardrobe, likes, dislikes, etc...)

*Puh-lease! have (or aspire to have) top shelf hygiene, as I will always do the same. 

* Upon arrival please put the donation in plain sight, making no reference to it.  Then feel free to excuse yourself to the well appointed bathroom to freshen up.  

*A shower and man soaps :) are available before &/or after our time together.  Your time in the shower is always on the house.

*I am not a clock watcher at all (don't even have one in the room) Please don't take advantage of my time because of that. If you'd like to extend your session, I take that as a great compliment and am always happy to accomodate as long as my schedule allows it.

*Most importantly, I do this work to learn about, challenge, and enjoy myself and my partners.  When I no longer find it fulfilling and sexually stimulating will be the day I hang up the fishnets. Essentially, you're guaranteed an excited, curious, and enthusiastic partner. My incall is a judgement and bullshit free zone. Come explore with me, and let's enjoy each others company.   And please don't be an asshole. :) xo, sassy

 

 

Additional details about alternative sessions,

extended dates, and fetish play are listed with my hourly rates.

 

Any questions, please ask after our first meeting.  

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rate Session Service Details
$100 USD 20min Incalls ONLY for regular gents and new gents coming 2+ times per week. (avail starting your 2nd visit)
$150 USD 30min Incalls Oc minimum is 1 hr.
$250 USD 1hr Incalls Outcall fee is a flat $40 in the Seattle, Bellevue areas.
$350 USD 90min Incalls "
$450 USD 2hrs Incalls "
$650 USD 3hrs Incalls No OC fee
$1200 USD 6hrs Incalls Overnight (exclusively for returning gents)
$2000 USD 10hrs Incalls Overnight (exclusively for returning gents)
$350 USD 90min Incalls Fetish dates are all inclusive (no upcharges) but I require a minimum 90 minute booking.
$450 USD 2hrs Incalls My preference for a client I've yet to meet that would like to explore one of my fetish sessions.
$650 USD 3hrs Incalls My preference for a client I've yet to meet that would like to explore one of my fetish sessions.

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  • My Favorite Gypsie- Sassy Bones!

    Added Jul 02, 2017
    TNA Username: sassybones
    Service Type: Escort
    Incall/Outcall: Incall
    Gender: Female
    Body type: Slim
    Accurate Pics?: Better in Person
    Name: Sassy Bones
    Phone Number: (425)441-6682
    Email: yessassymoans@protonmail.com
    Website: https://sassymoans.escorts.biz
    Affiliation: Independent
    Age: 29
    Height: 5'8"
    Ethnicity: White
    Skin Tone: Light tan
    Hair color: Black
    Hair Length: To shoulder blades
    Eyes: Blue
    Bust size: D Cup
    Bust Appearance: Perfectly perky
    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real
    Tattoos: One
    Piercings: Didn't see any
    Feet: Nice and Dainty
    Smoker?: Yes
    Re: My Favorite Gypsie - Sassy Bones!
    I had been "circling" Sassy Bones for quite a while, deciding on whether to make the plunge or not. When I finally did, setup was smooth and easy with texting and PM. The appointment was set up weeks in advance, so there was plenty of time for the anticipation to build. How little did I know that this "plunge" was going to be so mind-blowing and an experience I'm not going to forget!

    As Sassy opened the door to her upscale hotel room incall, I was sightly disappointed to find that she was not wearing the requested nun's outfit (also know as a "habit") which, she explained, was still in the laundry (this is an inside joke, and was NOT an issue) . Knowing her reputation for snarkiness, I tried to throw her off balance by introducing myself very politely with a handshake. Without even a hint of that "WTF" look in her eye, she would have none of it, and gave me a warm, welcoming hug and kiss. Easygoing conversation started up right away as she poured me a drink, and I headed for the shower.

    Emerging fresh and clean from the shower, I found Sassy waiting for me on the bed, still in the incredibly sexy negligee she had greeted me in. And then the fun really began! Sassy maintains an excellent, informative website that gives you a clear idea of who she is and the services she offers.....if you plan on seeing her, I strongly suggest you check it out. We proceeded to step through her list of services in no particular order, free flowing conversation, exploration, communication, gratification. Sassy is so in touch with herself, knows what she wants, knows what YOU want, and can communicate all that so subtly and easily, that I never felt those awkward moments I so often experience on a first date due to my own "jitters". She put me at ease, took me into her embrace, and essentially said "let's go for a RIDE!". And what a wonderful, sensual and exciting ride that was! This is an experienced woman who really, really knows how to take you on that journey.

    There is something that I sensed in Sassy that I connected with, and find so very attractive in her: she puts herself into this lifestyle in a serious way; her goal seems to be doing everything she can to make your experience as awesome as she possibly can, enjoying it herself in the process....and she succeeds at it so well. This isn't just a "job" for her....it's a philosophy.

    Thank you, Sassy, for an experience on a truly different level. I am so looking forward to a repeat! It's only gonna get better from here....

  • Sassy Reigns Supreme

    Added Jun 20, 2017
    Sassy reins supreme
    TNA Username: sassybones
    Service Type: Escort
    Incall/Outcall: Incall
    Gender: Female
    Body type: Slim & Curvy
    Accurate Pics?: Better in Person
    Name: Sassy
    Phone Number: (425)441-6682
    Email: yessassymoans@protonmail.com
    Website: https://sassymoans.escorts.biz
    Affiliation: Independent
    Age: 29
    Height: 5'8"
    Ethnicity: White
    Skin Tone: Pale
    Hair color: Black
    Eyes: Blue
    Bust size: D Cup
    Bust Appearance: Huge and wonderful
    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real
    Tattoos: One
    Piercings: None
    Smoker?: Yes
    Date of Meeting: 06/20/2017

    Met Sassy at her incall in Auburn. Setup was easy. A quick check of my profile and a rendezvous was decided. Got to the place and after midnight they lock the front door. So I text her to inform her the problem. Sassy in her cunning way throws me the key from her third floor window. Perfect toss. I'm thinking, I like her style. I get to the room thinking I'll just go right in i have the key. Push the door to open it and the flip lock is latched. "BAM" right into the door, I hear a snicker from the other side. We have a quick laugh about it, as I sit on the bed. She's very quick witted and a blast to talk with. Never a dull moment when Sassy's feelin' frisky. She then showed me her French skills. She really seems to enjoy giving you exactly what you want in a French lesson. And when she puts her arms behind her back this is where I was most amazed. All the beautiful ladies of tna are good, all very much enjoyed at this skill but for me Sassy took me to another level that one of those where I didn't think I'd stop shaking. No Cimarron but I knew that and she hangs in there til the last second. Let's me explode wherever I wanted. Then she's right back at it. I needed a minute after that one so I graciously returned the favor. Her kitty is beautiful. I spent some time until she let out a little sexy moan and gave me that look is time to bone. Multiple positions multiple times until I'm running out of gas. She then goes back down to make sure I wasent completely drained and satisfied. Definitely will repeat. Awesome provider, awesome person. Already scheduled to see her again......

  • Sassy is Awesome!

    Added Oct 21, 2016

    TNA Username: sassybones

    Service Type: Escort

    Incall/Outcall: Incall

    Gender: Female

    Body type: Slim & Curvy

    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match

    Name: Sassybones

    Phone Number: (425)441-6682

    Affiliation: Independent

    Age: 30

    Ethnicity: White

    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real

    Date of Meeting: 10/21/2016

    Recommended?: Yes

    Sassy is Awesome



    Met this gal on the Eastside one morning, Glad she could fulfill that AM request!

    Sassy, sweet, and nice by choice. The type to love when youre on her good side, so be a real human being with her and she ll return the favor.
    Genuine, loves sex, real pictures. Laid back, BBBJ was amazing, switched sides and iwas on top. Love the view she gave me, she was really into it. Enthusiastic is always a huge bonus!

    Definitely coming back!

  • Sassy All Over Me

    Added Oct 21, 2016
    TNA Username: sassybones

    Service Type: Escort

    Incall/Outcall: Incall

    Gender: Female

    Body type: Athletic

    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match

    Name: Sassybones

    Phone Number: (425)441-6682

    Email: sassymoans13@gmail.com

    Website: http://sassymoans.escorts.biz

    Ad Link: https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?1089000-Smart-Slutty-Sassy-Companion-%26%239829%3B-Bellevue-Issaquah-Rare-Outcall-Sessions-%26%239829%3B-Let-Sassy-Make-Your-Moan!-%26%239829%3B&highlight=sassybones

    Affiliation: Independent

    Age: 27

    Height: 5'8"

    Ethnicity: White

    Skin Tone: Pale

    Hair color: Black

    Hair Length: To shoulder blades

    Eyes: Brown

    Bust size: C Cup

    Bust Appearance: Huge and wonderful

    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real

    Tattoos: Didn't see any

    Piercings: Some

    Smoker?: Yes

    Date of Meeting: 09/02/2016

    Recommended?: Absolutely

    Saw a post from this witty provider a few months ago and tried to set something up but it never clicked. Something about the pics and attitude got me interested and I followed my instinct. Finally hit the reset button after a while and made contact. Read up on the specifics though website and followed directions, simple and straight forward.

    I arrived on-time and was very pleased with the package behind the door, exactly like the pics only this time in person and with an attitude like what took you so long. Sassy needed a vase for her flowers so she handed me a beer to enjoy while we chatted and watered her flowers in the empty bottle.

    Didn't take long before I was in my birthday suit enjoying a nice conversation without translation. In no time I was ready to pop so I took advantage of the moment to return the favor. Something we both enjoyed. Did I mention the pair of legs on this girl? Long and sexy, moved onto doggie and enjoyed the rhythm from behind and the view was spectacular. The release was intense and conversation after very relaxing.
    I'll repeat within a month or less.

  • Genuine Sassy Bones What a Treat!

    Added Oct 16, 2016

    TNA Username: sassybones

    Service Type: Escort

    Incall/Outcall: Outcall

    Gender: Female

    Body type: Slim

    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match

    Phone Number: (425)441-6682

    Email: sassymoans13@gmail.com

    Website: http://sassymoans.escorts.biz

    Affiliation: Independent

    Age: 27

    Height: 5'6"

    Ethnicity: White

    Hair color: Black

    Eyes: Blue

    Bust size: C Cup

    Bust Appearance: Amazing

    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real

    Tattoos: One

    Piercings: None

    Smoker?: Yes

    Date of Meeting: 10/15/2016

    Recommended?: Absolutely


    Contacted Sassy late in the evening- she agreed to meet. When I first saw her I was instantly excited. She looks fucking great in a short miniskirt with no panties (as I was soon to find out). We instantly clicked - she has a great sense of humor -or at least I think she does because she laughed at most of my jokes. After getting settled in I went down south - perfectly clean,responsive ...absolutely wonderful. I'll Leave the rest up to your imagination. Suffice to say she's a genuinely fun person to be around she's smart, a free thinker, quickwitted and very present. I can't wait to see her again. Sassy, thanks for a wonderful evening.

  • Sweet and Sassy

    Added Aug 16, 2016
    TNA Username: sassybones
    Service Type: Escort
    Incall/Outcall: Incall
    Gender: Female
    Body type: Slim
    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match
    Name: Sassy Bones/Moans
    Phone Number: (425)441-6682
    Email: sassymoans13@gmail.com
    Website: http://sassymoans.escorts.biz
    Affiliation: Independent
    Age: 27
    Ethnicity: White
    Skin Tone: Olive
    Hair color: Black
    Hair Length: To shoulder blades
    Eyes: Blue
    Bust size: C Cup
    Bust Appearance: Better than avg
    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real
    Tattoos: One
    Piercings: None
    Hedges: Completely shaved
    Feet: Better Than Avg
    Smoker?: Yes
    Fantasies Discussed: CFS, MSOG, BBBJ, DT, BLS, Toys
    Fetishes (YMMV): Submissive, Dominant
    Date of Meeting: 05/29/16
    Recommended?: Yes

    This is a repost, as my original review seems to have disappeared...

    Overall experience 9/10, no bullshit.
    Sassy was awesome. After a simple "screening process" we met on a Sunday evening for a QV at her suggested price, which is very affordable by the way (See her menu on her website. The link is available on her profile.)
    She asked what she should be wearing. I couldn't care less, because if things were headed the direction I really wanted them to she wouldn't be wearing it for long anyway. When I arrived she was very friendly and looked sexy as hell in some sort of pencil skirt. Her photos on her page honestly don't do her justice.
    The atmosphere of her room was chill. It smelled like insence and soap or perfume. The lights were dim and the bed was clean and made. She poured me a drink. I'm not sure how she knew I liked whiskey neat, but she did and the single shots she poured me really helped to loosen me up. I left my donation on the table, and I didn't make her ask for it. It was my first time as a visitor/hobbyist, and she knew it. Sassy went out of her way to make me feel comfortable.
    We talked for a little while just about stuff in general, but the conversation quickly escalated toward what we would be doing with the night. Once we ironed out a few quick details she got to work, which seemed like play. I have to say that I honestly believe Sassy enjoys her work. This wasn't rushed and it felt natural. We started with a bbbj, which transitioned into protected doggy. From there I got to pick my position until completion.
    Now, I'm a stickler for details. It's the little things that really count. Sassy let me recoup while she went and prepped a warm wet towel and soap so I could clean up. She had a basket of scented and unscented everything as well. I left fully satisfied and legitimately excited for our next encounter. I'm a creature of habit. Although variety is the spice of life, I will not see any other provider aside from Sassy.
    Breakdown:
    Sassy - 8/10 Her personality was a bit coarse at first, but it's part of her charm.
    Atmosphere 7/10 It was a hotel. It was as tidy as it could be. I'd prefer an incall, and I will organize that next time.
    Sexperience overall 10/10 I was a first timer and didn't know what to expect. Sassy made it feel natural AND delivered on the services.

  • AwesomeSassyBones

    Added Jul 16, 2016
    TNA Username: sassybones
    Service Type: Escort
    Incall/Outcall: Incall
    Gender: Female
    Body type: Slim
    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match
    Name: Sassy
    Phone Number: (425)441-6682
    Email: sassymoans13@gmail.com
    Website: http://sassymoans.escorts.biz
    Ad Link: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?username=sassybones
    Affiliation: Independent
    Age: 27
    Height: 5'7"
    Ethnicity: White
    Skin Tone: Pale
    Hair color: Black
    Hair Length: Shoulder length
    Eyes: Blue
    Bust size: C Cup
    Bust Appearance: Amazing
    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real
    Tattoos: One
    Piercings: Didn't see any
    Hedges: Completely shaved
    Feet: Nice and Dainty
    Smoker?: Yes
    Fantasies Discussed: CFS, HJ, DATY, FIV, French, BBBJ, COB
    Date of Meeting: 07/30/2016
    Recommended?: Absolutely

    Some of the best parts about a women are actually above the neckline and Sassy has it all. Beautiful smile, lovely eyes, a great attitude and incredibley smart and whity. However below the neckline is also quite amazing, soft skin, beautiful breasts, sexy booty and a delightfully tasty kitty. I can't wait for a return visit and have already scheduled more time to be with her.

  • Sexy Sassy

    Added May 05, 2016
    TNA Username: sassybones
    Service Type: Escort
    Incall/Outcall: Incall
    Gender: Female
    Body type: Slim
    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match
    Phone Number: 425-441-6682
    Email: sassymoans13@gmail.com
    Website: http://sassymoans.escorts.biz
    Affiliation: Independent
    Age: 27
    Height: 5'7"
    Ethnicity: White
    Skin Tone: Pale
    Hair color: Black
    Hair Length: To shoulder blades
    Eyes: Blue
    Bust size: C Cup
    Bust Appearance: Amazing
    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real
    Tattoos: One
    Piercings: Some
    Hedges: Completely shaved
    Feet: Nice and Dainty
    Smoker?: Yes
    Fantasies Discussed: CFS, DATY, FIV, BBBJ, BLS
    Date of Meeting: 05/03/2016
    Recommended?: Absolutely

    Sassy is a sweetheart for sure. Set up took a bit of back and forth, mostly due to phone problems she was having through no fault of her own. She also was in the middle of relocating, so I had to standby while things got situated. In the end, the wait was well worth it.

    She is a sexy little thing that truly enjoys what she does and it shows. She has a rockin' body with a tush you could look at for days. After some conversation and time getting to know each other, it was time for the festivities. I spent some time exploring that bod with my lips and tongue, ending up in an awesome DATY session. She is squeaky clean and very responsive. Then it was my turn for fun as she reciprocated with some BBBJ prior to on with the cover and finishing with her favorite, doggy.

    Treat her well gentlemen and she will definitely do the same. She is a bit UTR, so patience my friends. Can't wait until we connect again, which is already scheduled.

  • Lovely and Easy Going

    Added May 05, 2016
    TNA Username: sassybones
    Service Type: Escort
    Incall/Outcall: Incall
    Gender: Female
    Body type: Slim
    Accurate Pics?: Exact Match
    Name: Sassy Bones
    Phone Number: (425) 441-6682
    Email: sassymoans13@gmail.com
    Website: http://sassymoans.escorts.biz/
    Ad Link: https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?1008468-Right-Night-for-the-Wrong-Company-New-to-TNA-Review-Special
    Affiliation: Independent
    Age: 27
    Height: 5'8"
    Ethnicity: White
    Skin Tone: Pale
    Hair color: Black
    Hair Length: Shoulder length
    Eyes: Blue
    Bust size: C Cup
    Bust Appearance: Just okay
    Breasts: Real or Fake?: Real
    Tattoos: One
    Piercings: None
    Hedges: Completely shaved
    Feet: Nice and Dainty
    Smoker?: Yes
    Fantasies Discussed: CFS, DATY, BBBJ
    Date of Meeting: 07/27/2016
    Recommended?: Absolutely

    Friendly and intelligent, a great company to relax, chat, and do some more elaborate fun.
    I had a couple hours of easygoing experience switching between BBBJ/DATY/CFS and just having a good time. Really adorable, cute and tasty kitty - love it. Smooth skin, flexible responsive body, vivid eyes and intriguing smile. I enjoyed our time together and looking forward to more fun with her. I do recommend.

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The Curious Case of Sassy's Much Advertised Hooker Hiatus (and why the fk isn't she hiatus-ing

 

             

 

 

** This was posted in the wrong place about a month ago, so dates/ periods of time are not currently accurate.   I'll b...

           As some of you have noticed and even mentioned to me...I am not on my much boasted about vacation.  And yes, this is about the 2nd or 3rd time in as many months as I've come to the brink of taking a small amount of time off only to be shot down and blue balled when plans I was confident in fell through (ymmv?).  Let me quickly clarify,I'm not *attempting* to take this break due to any Mariah Carey-esque "exhaustion" or distaste for what I do.  Not at all.  And if you question my enthusiasm for my job, we clearly haven't met and you should book some time with me. ;)  On the contrary,  there comes a time in every hoe's life that she needs to take a step back, get her cucks in a row, reaffirm she's heading in the correct direction (whatever that means for her) and come back with some mean ass glow up photos and a couple new tricks up her sleeve to impress the boys with. ;)  In essense, to invest in myself, my future, and my business.  It's a fast lifestyle that I was not necessarily prepared for when I stepped on the ride 2.5 years ago.  It would behoove me and my loyal and understanding friends in the business to keep myself on a straight and focused path.  At the end of the day I only want to feel fullfilled (tall order in this world) but I've managed to do it for most of my time as the baddest good time gal, and I intend on continueing this journey in my own unique and healthy way.  Blah Blah, eh? Anyway,  so my short, simple, and sexy break will only be delayed about a week.  I will probably learn from my mistakes on this one and not post much about it in my ads, but will definitly keep this site up to date with info on that and other adventures I plan on undertaking professionally in the near future.  

Thanks for the gents with a sense of humor that continue to visit and reassure me that my quirks and unconventional-ness are valued and for the gents who have followed and supported me from the sidelines in this circus of a lifestyle for almost 3 years now.  I appreciate all of your weird asses too.  If I don't see you before I disappear, let's get together when I'm back.  xo Sassybones

 

ps...I'm in the begining stages of getting my newsletter together.  I'll send it out (likely) once a month or less, but at least in the beginning it will probably cover a lot of what I'm doing and where I am when I return at the end of February or beginning or March.  Plus,  I'll just guarantee now: boobs.  The envelope icon at the top of my homepage near the menu is where you want to sign up.  xo sb

 

 


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Sassy's Sex Toy Drive Special

Sassy's Sex Toy Drive  ...

The most interesting special I run all year for both the exploration focused provider (moi) and my gorgeous hobbyist friends.... Knock the cobwebs off that same old-same old routine you've fallen into either with the SO or the ATF....At booking let me know you'll be bringing a new toy(preferably your fave or one youve wanted to learn about) to add to my war chest and on the day of your session add 30 minutes to an hr+ session. I'll be adding my toy wish list here on my site shortly to help with some ideas. And thank you to everyone who's made this such a rad event in the past. Hope to see yas again. xo sb *

 

Ps...I believe I've noted this in the past, but just to reitterate, you won't get a tax write off when you bring me that bomb ass toy to play with until we're collapsed exhausted.  But, I can guarantee a great fucking time for your investment. xo.

 

 

 


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So Sassy I Couldn't UnSassy This Friggen Ad Promptly!

Please, just for tonight excuse the ridiculous font combinations and colors along with the format fails.  I'm not tech grrl....but I can suck a mean dick.  I've been so busy getting ready to head north I've bee...

 

 

 

I'm Sassy and I'm passionate about providing top shelf companionship for intelligent, generous, discreet and upscale gentlemen. I'm a professional and reliable provider, highly reviewed, kink/fetish friendly, and completely independent. For an overview of how much I love what I do, please see my badass reviews.


In addition to my details, menu, and fetish interests all listed at sassymoans.escorts.biz. I thoroughly enjoy providing these extra services and experiences:

  • long term arrangements (exclusive or semi exclusive)

 

  • domestic travel (especially right here in WA....someone take me camping! )

 

  • VIP texting services (including never before seen photos daily)

 

  • and lastly, I am an experienced key holder but interested and learning about all things kink....if anything else comes to mind, please email.



 


And my sassiest desires: 

  • The thing that very quickly lured me into this community, with it's quiet, sexy confidence is anonymous, stranger meet ups. Call ya never!  I love spending time at the adult theaters in Seattle with select gentlemen with whom I've spent time privately for a minimum of 2 hours previously. (I am aware that this takes much of the "anonymous stranger" out of things.....but trust me, there will be an abundance of unfamiliar faces at any club )

 

  • Lastly, my one true love....dive bars, blues music, low lights, old bowling alley types holding up the end of the bar for god knows how many years in a row, and choosing which shocked gent I'm going to invite to that filthy bathroom stall with me. lol. Love at first non health inspected pub. Fantasy fulfillment anyone?



Inquiries about these sessions should be made via email after I've received your screening info..... OR better yet gents.....ask questions after we've met. Really, for everyone's safety. Please check my menu at sassymoans.escorts.biz to answer any general questions you may have.

 

*450|120m 350|90m 240|60m 150|30m 
**Now accepting bitcoin as partial payment for any session



*Returning gents/regulars receive priority in booking. 
*AA Friendly. 
*OC donation varies by location.
*Fetish donations may vary, situatiuonal. Please enquire after screening. I'll attempt to clarify fetish rates on my website within the next couple days. 



*Also! IMHO, the raddest special I run all year for both the exploration focused provider (moi) and my gorgeous hobbyist friends. Start knocking the cobwebs off that same-old-same-old routine you've fallen into either with the S/O or the ATF....At booking let me know you'll be bringing a brand new toy (preferably one of your faves or one you've wanted to learn about) to add to my war chest and on the day of your session add 30 minutes to an hr+ session. I'm also happy to split your session in half or make other arrangements if you're on a strict schedule (you are exactly who could benefit most from a bit of fantasy time.) I'll be adding my toy wish list to my website by morning. And thank you to everyone who's made this such a killer event in the past. Hope to see yas again. xo sb *


It is extremely unfortunate that I need to note this at all, but due to a recent event, I just want it on the record. This special is to be taken advantage of when you book 1 or more hours with me. In addition to your booking I will enthusiastically provide 30 minutes extra as a gift and way to say thanks for spending your time with me. One bad apple can't spoil my bunch (lol) and i'm going to keep on playing on. Can't wait to meet you! 


*To schedule please pm through
the board and then text or email:
°yessassymoans@protonmail.com 
°425 441 6682*


Newbies/Non TNA members without refs please complete and submit the screening form on my website. Follow up with a text/email to schedule. *Yo! Seriously! *Do this ^^ or piss off. Thanks. Xo sb 


**New (sassy) photos, current schedule and info about my sessions will be added to sassymoans.escorts.biztonight. See ya over there. 

Xo lovelies, sassy




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